var quotes=new Array()
//change the quotes if desired. Add/ delete additional quotes as desired.
quotes[0]='If You Think That You Are In Control, Then You Aren\'t Jumping High Enough.' //-Terry Williams'
quotes[1]='If You Want To Finish First, First You\'ve Got To Finish.' // -Bert Scales'
quotes[2]='The Longer You Are In The Air, The Less Time You Spend Standing Still.' //-Terry Williams'
quotes[3]='Practice Makes Permanent.' //-Jack Kelly'
quotes[4]='If You Do Something Badly Often Enough, You Get Very Good At Doing It Badly.' //-Bert Scales'
quotes[5]='Go The Extra Mile.....It\'s Never Crowded.' //-Australian Entrepreneurial Internet Company'
quotes[6]='Success Is How High You Bounce When You Hit Bottom.' //-General George Patton'
quotes[7]='If You Fail To Prepare, You Prepare To Fail.' //-Lauren Shipman'
quotes[8]='When You Can\'t Tell Where Fun Ends & Learning Begins .... Learning Begins.' //-Vtech T.V Ad'
quotes[9]='When You Can\'t Tell Where Moves End & Leaning Begins .... Leaning Begins.' //-Terry Williams'
quotes[10]='If Trampolining Was Easy It Would Be Called Football.' //-European Youth Match T-Shirt'
quotes[11]='It\'s Not How Much Time You Put In – But How Much You Put In To That Time' //-Dan Millman'
quotes[12]='Better To Do A Little of Something, Than a Lot Of Nothing' //-Dan Millman'
quotes[13]='Stupidity - Doing The Same Thing Wrong A Second Time, And Expecting A Different Outcome.' //-Anon'
quotes[14]='Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny yet measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the maths, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth\'s surface. This would explain the death of the dinosaurs. The tallest ones, anyway.' //-Anon'
quotes[15]='I Was Reading A Book About The Dangers Of Drinking And Smoking Last Night, So After Tonight That\'s It. NO MORE READING!' //-Anon'
quotes[16]='The Difference Between Stupidity And Genius Is That Genius Has It\'s Limits.' //-Anon'
quotes[17]='If I\'d Known All That It Took To Be Brave Was Stupidity, I Could Have Been A Hero All My Life.' //-1998'
var whichquote=Math.floor(Math.random()*(quotes.length))
var correctwidth=1024
var correctheight=768
if (screen.width!=correctwidth||screen.height!=correctheight)
document.write("This webpage is bested viewed with screen resolution "+correctwidth+" x "+correctheight+".
Your current resolution is "+screen.width+" x "+screen.height+". If possible, please change the resolution!
");
/# using "else" here works really well, once I figure out how to test for AT LEAST rather than EXACTLY #/
document.write(quotes[whichquote])